Swimming with Rubber Ducks.

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via doc-emmett-brown)

josenagel:

IMAGINE IF OYSTERS SCREAMED WHEN YOU OPENED THEM TO EAT THEM

(via fartgallery)

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gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

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(Source: bowie-sexual-frustration, via thordoftherings)

sammyforgotthepie:

truncated-symphony:

#this is all the actors in England #all 12 of them

wait where’s bumblebee cucumberbutt

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redmonsoontriad:

i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist

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allegrophobia:

so i was drawing whales yesterday

and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale

havin’ a whale of a time

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mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

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getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

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